Noah's Big Day

 Could you just squeeeeeze those cheeks?!!!

 GASP!

This means smurf poop for 3 days.

Could we keep this between us?

So that's it?

Good-bye Skullet!

No more skullet on the little man of the house!  Shout hooray!  A little string cheese, an uncle/barber and an audience...

Almost there....

ta da!!

Noah in the Bath

Just needed to get this out of my system...

He's a hottie!

Patron Saint of Sleep, Tinkerbell, whomever is out there in the universe, send sleepy vibes to the littlest man.


When our story began I was more like

Or so I've been told.  O.k. one guy told me I kinda looked like her, another one said I sounded like her. Noah's crying.  Just a minute... (Once friend told me I looked most like Gina Davis and later said Gina Davis was ugly.  I will not picture Gina Davis.)  Add a cap sleeve, 25 lbs., and some scattered adult acne.  Close enough.


Noah wakes up twice each night around 2 or 3, and again around 5.  He finally wakes again when the kids get up for school.  In the cruelest twist of fate, for about two weeks he did sleep through the night.  Then he changed his mind.  Hold on... I have to raspberry his cheek.

He proceeds to cry for the next 13 hours unless held (with all one's devoted attention), fed, or napping.  It's like fingernails on a chalkboard.  One more sec.  Liv's going to walk him around while I finish typing.

Last night after he peed out of the top of his diaper at 4:30 I found the drawstring from my paint splattered sweatpants tickling the ground when I walked back to bed.  I think that in my sleep I was creating a noose.  On a happy note, I dreamt I had a fantastic run.

I thought wildman allergic-to-milk Isaac was a tough crowd.  He had nothing on the No-ster.

This is the self portrait I took this morning (the camera takes off 10 lbs. give or take 150).  If you see me out of the house on a caffiene run Just got him back.  Kissing fat cheeks. pretend you don't.  It's the humane thing to do.

and he's taking his first nap, gotta run.

Don't judge.

In case you're wondering where all my pics are of the new babe, you need not look any further than this for at least several months...

a.k.a

According to Aunt Cis.

Ask Naali (Grandma), and it's more like this....

Mr. Magoo has to gain some weight to look more like Noah (17 lbs.), but very close.

Which one is closest?

Noah, collector

Noah News Flash:

He's big

REAL BIG

he's collecting poundage: about 15

And lots of clothes. from 0-9 months in 3 (months)

Collecting for his ark:  1 bear so far.

Noah's Newborns

I realized some of you are not on Facebook and/or follow Dollface Photo blog, so here are Noah's newborns....

All Present and Accounted For

After an 11 hour, fairly uneventful labor (if you don't count his mothers getting to know eachother), Noah Tse yi nii made his appearance.  His big, fat 9 lb 8 oz appearance.

 He came complete with back fat.



And he aims to please so we're back at the hospital for an encore.

(intestinal infection)